i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Success! We fucked roommates!
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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