Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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