Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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