So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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