Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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