Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
