wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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