I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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