I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
You don't make any sense
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