she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
