my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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