Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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