Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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