i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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