:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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