Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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