We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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