I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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