i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I skipped work to stalk him.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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