I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This house was built for laser tag.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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