There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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