does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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