My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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