i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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