Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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