Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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