Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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