yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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