That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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