you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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