Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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