Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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