Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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