If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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