He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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