Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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