Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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