So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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