Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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