Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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