S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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