i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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