i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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