I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
