So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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