3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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