Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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