shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just invented taco cereal.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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