I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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