And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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