i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he thought i was a dude.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
